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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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newt gingrich

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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He--Hey guys

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Anti Joke

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