Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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cot!

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Cancer.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Woman Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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