How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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The Holocaust

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