What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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sorry got to poo

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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