There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Bob Saget

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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You

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Leave her alone...

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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