What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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your life

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Women

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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