T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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World Of Warcraft

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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