What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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