Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

knock knock whos there .. derp

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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