Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Knock Knock Come in.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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im black

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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