Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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