If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Womens rights.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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