What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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