Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Lil' Wayne

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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