What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Lacrosse

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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