homosexual rights to marriage

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Anti Joke

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