Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

thumb_up thumb_down -50

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

thumb_up thumb_down

Hail Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops