- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what's up? my penis.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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