Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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