- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

A horse walked into a barn...

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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