what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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star wars kid

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Penis jokes.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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