What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Once upon a time, The end.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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