What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Women's rights...

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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