I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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