What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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