How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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