Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Republicans

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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spell backwards: taco cat

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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