So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Well, there's one way...

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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