how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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