How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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