- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

i like potatoes

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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