A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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