If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Cows are land manatees.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Dislike this

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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this girl died

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Anti Joke

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