How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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if you read this you are gay

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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