whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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