What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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