What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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here kitty kitty

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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