Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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This is a joke

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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I'm a like whore

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Woman's Rights.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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The Bible

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Lebron Traveled

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