what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Rebecca Black

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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