What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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civil rights

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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