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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Turtles

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Cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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