what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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smell the vitamin C

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Anti Joke

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