What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Female rights.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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