Society.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Scott

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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nice shorts.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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poo

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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