How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Internet Explorer

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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