A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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