- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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