My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Miami Heat.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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