what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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