What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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