What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Canada's army

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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MySpace.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

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