Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why do you care?

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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People Order Our Patties

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why did the jew die Really...

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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