- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Oh, go away

A baby seal walks into a club.

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