Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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rape that shit

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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