What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Bob Saget

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Potassium? K.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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