What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Anti Joke

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