I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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