why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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pauls tuck

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