Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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