How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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