What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Indeed.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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