How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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