Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Shit!

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Justin Bieber

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