Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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women's rights

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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