A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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smug face >:}

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Womens Basketball.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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