What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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