How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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poo

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What what In the butt

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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