What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A black man has a job.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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.....Carrot Top....

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Dylan is a person

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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