Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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