Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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kennah campion... being nice

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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knock knock whos there not me

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Racial Equality.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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