How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Anti Joke

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