Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Canada

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A blind man walks into a bar

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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