ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Like this joke, bitch.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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