Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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