Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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