Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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