tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Jewish People

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Get in the car.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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