what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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the game

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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