What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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ugh good riddance

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Women's rights.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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