Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is White over Black? Society.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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