Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

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