Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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