Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What comes after 23? 24.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Anti Joke

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