- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A child walks into a classroom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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