pickle juice?

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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