Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Tennesse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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