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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Asians...

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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