- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

girls lacrosse

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Your Mum is soo fat.

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