Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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