dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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