- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What black and has children A black man

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

So this blonde walks into a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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