how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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