Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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