A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Hi.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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