WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Rush Limbaugh

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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