what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Penis

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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