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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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copy me and i will kill you

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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