Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Mooses

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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