Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Loperson

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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