- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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