So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What's 4+7 47

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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what time is it? 3:16

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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