- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

I had sex. Just kidding.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

I lost my tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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