you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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