- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

why?

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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