- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

A man made a sandwich.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

fack me in the ace! CC

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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