What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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