How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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drake

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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