What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Straight men can be bronies.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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