A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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where wally? wallys a myth.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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