Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Okay, one second.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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