What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Anti Joke

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