- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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