So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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