- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

your mother hates you

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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