how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Guess what.. chicken butt

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

poo is yummy

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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