- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

modern love

I had sex. Just kidding.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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