a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Poop

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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