- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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