A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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#scabbers

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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