How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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