- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

We didnt star the fire ...........

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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