Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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