What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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