why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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penus

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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