- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Is this where I type the joke?

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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