whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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