Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

women's rights

dead battery come on down

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A new restaurant KKKcake

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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