why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Not Steve Jobs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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i love huge wieners.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Michael Brown

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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