What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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