It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What is cold? Winter

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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