- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

I said I hate niiggers

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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