- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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