What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Keep up the fun Nero!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

THE GAME

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Penal Dysfunction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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