- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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