- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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