- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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