- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

I said I hate niiggers

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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