Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Comedy.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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