why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Kendall and Nick Fredick

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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