Penal Dysfunction

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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