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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

where wally? wallys a myth.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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