- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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