there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Women's Rights.

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