My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's big and messy? A big mess

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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