Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock Knock.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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