I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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woman's rights

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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jews

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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